A little dinner conversation

Oh, hey there! You like what I did with the place? Kinda romantic huh? Yeah, I'm classy like that. A little candelight, some fancy wallpaper, one of those menus that doesn't have prices on the woman's menu (yes, in 2011, these places exist) so you might be wondering, "why all the romantic ambience? I don't usually get so wined and dined at a blog."

That's because you're going to get fucked. in the brain.

Oh, did I just burst your bubble? did you think we'd just talk about your cats and I'd pick up the obviously expensive bill and drive you home? maybe a kiss on the cheek?

nope. this shit just got real.

This is happening, and there's very little you can do about it, cause I roofied your water. so just relax and enjoy the rants....